What would make Sean Dyche rather get a "big spoon" and "ram it" in his eye socket?

And how does Lucy Bronze think women's football has changed over the last few years?

Mark Chapman is joined by Dion Dublin, Karen Carney and Clinton Morrison to discuss life without football, Phil Neville's own language, their favourite grounds and what riled them up on the football pitch.

Sean Dyche also uses the word 'peng'.